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IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION 501: PROJECT RAZOR
TRANSMISSION ORIGIN: TK 31131 and then Great Lakes Garrison, 501st Legion
SECURITY CLEARANCE: AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY
PRIORITY LEVEL: HIGH
OBJECTIVE: ERADICATION OF CHILDHOOD CANCER
TO ALL LOYAL CITIZENS AND IMPERIAL PERSONNEL:
The Galactic Empire does not tolerate threats to its future. Childhood cancer has been classified as a high-priority adversary, responsible for the unnecessary loss of our young across the galaxy. One in five will not survive.
This is unacceptable.
By order of Ohio Garrison, the forces of Burning River Squad are deploying in support of the St. Baldrick’s Foundation, a vital research initiative that provides resources to combat this affliction.
In adherence to Imperial Proclamation 501: Project Razor, our troops will undergo voluntary cranial follicle removal (shaving it off!) as a sign of solidarity with these warriors in their fight. But this operation cannot succeed without your support.
ACTIONS REQUIRED:
- Contribute credits to fund lifesaving research.
- Support our mission by sharing this directive.
- Ensure victory by standing with the Empire in our campaign.
The Empire does not stand idle. The Empire acts. The Empire prevails.
CLICK the DONATE button for PROJECT RAZOR
https://www.stbaldricks.org/donate/team/139148/2025
FOR THE EMPIRE. FOR THE CHILDREN. FOR THE FUTURE.
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Thank you to TK 31131 for launch.
Can you think of anything more important than saving the life of a child?
And what’s even better than shaving your head to give hope to kids fighting cancer? Coming together as a team to raise more money!
This is the 25th year of St. Baldrick’s raising funds for research to find cures for kids with cancer. And while great progress has been made, 1 in 5 kids diagnosed with cancer in the U.S. won’t survive.
Please join us or support our team with a donation that will fuel critical discoveries, develop new treatments, and save lives.
Together, we can accelerate the next 25 years of cures for kids with cancer!
