FELICITATIONS, BENEVOLENT PATRONS AND PHILANTHROPISTS!
My name is Justin Ao (or Mattie Honda, however you know me), and I've endeavored to aid the St. Baldrick's Foundation in their cause! Far too many of us, if not every single one of us, have been affected by childhood cancer somehow, someway. In this time of such vicious, polarizing confusion and animosity, I feel as if we should remind ourselves that, before anything, we are all people, and that regardless of race, religion, or orientation, every human being has a right to life. So, for once, let us unite against a common enemy, and not each other, 'kay?
However, instead of merely donating my hair (this lush, flowing lion's mane), I shall add an element of interaction and incentive; LET'S AUCTION OFF MY SCALP!
How this works is, after deciding a donation amount, please select the hair-"style" you would like to vote for by inputting the style's name in the "list my name as entered below" check/textbox under the "Recognition Information" section of the donation page. The available "styles" are as follows:
Classic Bald (entirely shaved scalp)
Left Side (shave entire left side)
Right Side (shave entire right side)
Middle Part (shave a line straight down the middle, leaving hair on the sides)
Minus (shave a line straight across, opposite Middle Part)
Plus (both the Middle Part AND Minus, together)
my personal favorite: The Receding Hairline (the reluctant old man look, maybe even with a comb-over)
