So for at least 3 years now, 2 bald Irishman (The DeVere Brothers) and another whose hair is reminiscent of Back to the Future's Doc Brown (Patrick Mulvaney) have been after my glorious ponytail. "Shave your head," they said, "we're doing it." So while the 2 bald guys were "shaving" their heads, more like getting there scalps stimulated in hopes to actually grow more hair and Mulvaney was getting his one hair cut of the year (no really, it's his one and only hair cut every year! This will be the 7th I think), I have kept my hair. It's not that I'm so attached to my luxurious man locks, it's just I hadn't had time to raise the money to make it worth it. So here we are. I have been joking this whole time about my $10,000 ponytail, but why does that have to be a joke!? The money is out there so why not get it to go where it's needed, and support this very important cause. And really, this hair does have quite a resume! These wavy curls have been trimmed by some of the best stylists in town, lavished with plenty of expensive shampoos and products, this man bun even made it as far as a national TV appearance and shared a beer with none other than Anthony Bourdain. As far as I'm concerned, this is a $20000 head of hair, but if we all act now, I'll cut the price in half for the low low price of $10000!!! Help me show the 3 Irishmen what a real head of hair can do!