Why am I shaving my head, and why should you care?
Well...you shouldn't care that I'm shaving my head. How dumb I look is my business. But you SHOULD care about working towards eradicating childhood cancers. Funding for research, treatments, support, etc of kids and their families is, without question, a good thing...and we ALL like good things.
NOW...I'm shaving my head in order to try to incentivize your donations towards this worthy cause. I'm offering, at many stages of the game, to bleach, dye, mohawk, reverse mohawk, etc for your amusement and enjoyment. I am offering you my humiliation and the chagrin of my family in exchange for your money.
Also, I'm working with a dope team...team Balds to the Wall. This team is headed up by Jake Zalaznick. He's doing this fundraiser for the 13th year in a row. I wanted to call the team, "Mr. and Mrs. Zalaznick would like to cordially invite you to Jake's Bald Mitzvah"....but that was too long.
SO Balds to the Wall it is. Get at us. Give us money. Make us look dumb. Fight Cancer.