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IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION 501: PROJECT RAZOR
TRANSMISSION ORIGIN: Burning River Squad, Ohio Garrison, 501st Legion
SECURITY CLEARANCE: AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY
PRIORITY LEVEL: HIGH
OBJECTIVE: ERADICATION OF CHILDHOOD CANCER
TO ALL LOYAL CITIZENS AND IMPERIAL PERSONNEL:
The Galactic Empire does not tolerate threats to its future. Childhood cancer has been classified as a high-priority adversary, responsible for the unnecessary loss of our young across the galaxy. One in five will not survive. This is unacceptable.
By order of Ohio Garrison, the forces of Burning River Squad are deploying in support of the St. Baldrick’s Foundation, a vital research initiative that provides resources to combat this affliction.
In adherence to Imperial Proclamation 501: Project Razor, our troops will undergo voluntary cranial follicle removal (shaving it off!) as a sign of solidarity with these warriors in their fight. But this operation cannot succeed without your support.
ACTIONS REQUIRED:
- Contribute credits to fund lifesaving research.
- Support our mission by sharing this directive.
- Ensure victory by standing with the Empire in our campaign.
The Empire does not stand idle. The Empire acts. The Empire prevails.
Will you? CLICK TO DONATE TO PROJECT RAZOR
FOR THE EMPIRE. FOR THE CHILDREN. FOR THE FUTURE.
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